The Candid Bitch

U.Fuckin.W.O | April 4, 2009

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!? YOU TELL ME NOW- IN FUCKING APRIL THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A BLOODY COPY OF MY HIGH SCHOOL TRANSCRIPT!?!?

o wait. my bad.

YOU DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAD TO LOG ONTO YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE AND LOG INTO SOME STUPID STUDENT ACCOUNT —THAT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD— TO FIND A LITTLE YELLOW FLAG STICKING UP SAYING YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOT TO HAND IN ONE OF YOUR DOCUMENTS— WTFUCKING HELLL!/!?

FIRST OF ALL:

I SENT IN MY OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT WITH THE PROPER ROUTING SLIP ON DEC 19TH!

IN FUCKING DECEMBER!!!

YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A LITTLE EMAIL, OR PHONE CALL, OR EVEN A FUCKING TEXT MESSAGE OR ANY KIND OF HUMAN COMMUNICATION TO LET ME KNOW MONTHS AGO THAT YOU DIDN’T RECIEVE IT, OR WHERE TO CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOU DID RECIEVE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING NICE!!

DID U ACTUALLY THINK I JUST FORGOT TO SEND IT IN BY NOW!?WTF!?

I CHECK O.U.A.C. ON A REGULAR BASIS AND NOTHING OF THIS WAS MENTIONED. I KNOW YOU RECEIVED MY APPLICATION BECAUSE YOU SENT ME A NICE LITTLE INFO PACKET THANKING ME FOR IT.

TO SUM UP:

IF I DON’T GET IN TO YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL, WHO WOULD BE FUCKING HONORED TO HAVE ME,  BECAUSE OF A MISTAKE MADE BY YOU, OR A FUCKING

CLERICAL ERRROR

YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY LAWYER.

nope. wait.

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SHIT ON BY MY LAWYER.

SHIT ON UNTIL YOU ARE BURRIED SO DEEP IN PAPER WORK THAT YOU WISH YOU HAD MOVED TO CHINA TO BE A SWEATSHOP WORKER MAKING 2 CENTS AN HOUR, AND LIVING IN A DEATH HOLE FULL OF FUNGAS AND DECAYING BODIES AND FECES!!!

No seriously though, if you do not except me, as late as it is, my lawyer will be contacting you. I will threaten you with damages, and I will make enough noise, and enough fuss, that it will be cheaper for you to just admit me. Which is really all that I want, even through all the pain and suffering you have already caused me.

But either way I win. So you can choose. Admit me, or fucking feel my wrath.

That’s right..my fucking wrath.